product hounds

• Junior: l'état c'est moi
• Bob: waiting for nose moisturizer
• Mr. Greenberg: Veni, Vedi, Barki.
• River: Always goes with the flow…
• Beluga: He's very tongue and cheeks.
• Freki: A Sheep in Dachshund Clothing.
• Francis: He’s a Saint.
• Smiley: The Grass is Always Greener
  on the Other Side of the Hydranges.
• Violet: Definitely not Blue, but absolutely Clairevoyant
• Blanche Devereaux: Shampoo pour vous? Rue knew?
• Percy: Oui Merci.. I'm Percy!
• Stella: She looks... Stella.
• Gypsy Rose Lee: Knows how to Rock a Fur-Hawk Like No Other...
• Jett: Feeling Raked Over, or Just Not into Raking?
• Bagherra: Fluent in Olde Brooklynese.
• Ute: Lives in Madrid - and on the verge of a nervous breakdown if she can't get some M+G soon..
• Murphy: Malin+Goetz is Murphy's San Francisco treat...
• "Onkel" Roffe en Bonzo: They always like going "Du...
• Bacon: Sage Styling with a Side of Bacon...
• Bailey: Would sail the Seven Seas in search of Malin+Goetz
• Lazy Poppy: A Philippino Star...
• Madison: Slightly annoyed about bathing with Harriet
• Teddy: Not Really a Bear; but Totally into Leather...Goods
• Charlie: Like No Other Dog in the World
• Harriet: Slightly compulsive about bathing with Madison
• Trudi: fantasizes about a Wurst scented shampoo
• Reggie: Bum's the Word, Butt the Queen's Swan is a Royal Pain in the....
• Hank: loves the smell of Lavender in the morning
• Rusty: Prefers his Dog Bowl over a Rose Bowl
• Milo: contemplating Cleansing + Moisturizing
• Kylie: An Angel in the City of Angles
• Henri: Liberte, Egalite et Psychotherapie...
• Bella: Bella's her name, Beauty's her game
• Maxi: thinks the foaming Lavender Body Cleanser makes a great chin accessory
• Lucy: Crazy about everything... or maybe just crazy?
• Petey: Ready for an SPF 30 weekend...in Florida
• Liza: has received a MALIN+GOETZ Gift Box for all three of her weddings
• Veda: Has a slight OCD for the Face Scrub
• Miss Luna: A Total Beauty...In More Ways Than One.
• Morgan: wishing she could score some shampoo at her summer house in Brittany
• Edie: She's very impressed with all of M+G's ingredients.
• Maxwell: Smells like Bob finally got a bath?
• Buckminster: Would be Fuller if his Mother Bought him a Better Brand of Dogfood.
• Seamus: Can Always Account for Being in the Red.
• Hurley: A model customer and super model
• Vegas: wants Bob to stay out of his shower
• Molly: Enjoys her bagels with a "Schmear" of Eye Cream and Nova...
• Pal: Chill'n in Bing Hampton
• Otis: To Cleanse or to Moisturize - that is the question.
• Otto: A gallery dog, and truly a work of art.
• Jake: likes a peppermint body scrub in his belly
• Dylan: The Times, They Most Certainly are a Changing...
• Shelley: Almost exclusively prefers eating shoes from Prada?s previous season?
• Shadow: Enjoying some greenery outside her black and white striped office.
• Harbor: Has a great nose for beauty... "Trewly"
• Marcus: Dressed to kill?or going to kill the one who dressed him?
• Gary: small... but big on the conditioner
• Karma: A perfect delineation??eh?.
• Barnie + Rockie: The Los Angles "paired performance" team.
• Louie: Is bananas for bananas and Lime Tonic.
• Mr. Sparkle: Stress just melts away after bathing with MALIN+GOETZ
• Freddy: enjoys the shaving cr?me br?l?e after dinner
• Oliver: Please Sir, can I have some more...
• Jabka: Wants us to create a Babka Body Cleanser.
• Frankie O'Keefe: Feeling Mellow Yellow...
• Lottie: Stripes are the new Black...
• Mookie: Life of the Party.
• Cosmo: Known to be eyeing our Eye Moisturizer...
• Rocco: Just started product hound training...
• Venus: Can't get over how long one 8 oz. bottle of Shampoo lasts.
• Russell: Tends to go a little overboard with the Face Moisturizer
• Hudson: Planning a to bring the 1 oz. Essential Bag on his trip down the Rhine
• Houdini: Takes the 'sit' command very seriously.
• Anchovie: Likes to play fetch with a caper...
• Eva: The ultimate Publicity Hound for Product Hounds
• Jack: Thinks the Ball is the Key Element and Flexibility is the Principle...
• Aden: Able to sniff out her favorite fragrance.
• Ned: Taking a disco nap after partying with Ella
• Chandler: Quite CoOperative...
• Nelson: Lord of Grumpiness - but loves to Kiss & Makeup.
• Ella: The Party Pug of San Diego
• Gracie: Interested in developing a complete holistic brand personae from the ground up...
• Lucy: A pug with a beautiful mug...
• Pepper: Hoping the Travel Kit is available soon - ready for a long relaxing vacation.
• Slinky: Fancies having Bob and Junior down to the pub on their next visit to London
• Bella: Uses the Eye Moisturizer only on her left eye
• Miles: Feeling all jazzy in his red pad...
• Princess and Harley: Marshalling in a Great Comeback.
• Scooter: Faster than a speeding Mono-rail, and able to leap a Space Needle in a single bound...
• Murphy: Looking forward to using our new Sage Styling Cream.
• Frankenstein: The terror-muffin of South Coast Plaza
• Baxter: Totally "Fair Dinkum..."
• Rocky: Has an uncanny yearning to visit Philadelphia
• Pepe the Magnificent: Libert?, Egalit? et Dallas Realestat
• Louise: "Nose" the importance of bringing Sun Screen to her country house in the Hampsteins.
• Britches: Denver's real Nugget...
• Samadhi and Bhakti: M+G is their Link to complete serenity
• Tyson: The "Kramchen" of the Kramengasse
• Leo: Your Wish is his command...
• Roan: Has a nose for publicity.
• Lola: Thinks Jr. is the most handsome dog she's ever met
• Otto: Feeling muy limpio y mucho rested...
• Gary Golinski: To Lychee or not to Lychee - that is the question...
• Doug: World famous in Seattle...
• Rex: Thinks the "Black + White" cookie rules.
• Phoebe: Studio Hound of the Year
• Grace: She's fancy!
• Diana: Not just any Princess...
• Tina Marie: Likes her Textiles with Marinara Sauce
• Munchie and Napolean: Waiting for a Bull of Materials.
• Genghis R. Khan, Esq.: Hood ornament model and a "Bull" of a lawyer
• Coco: Been known to Frolich around the Andaz Hotel here in NYC
• Bella: Great at touching "Base..."
• Andy: Feeling very Andy in his hoody...
• Piggers: New Zealand's famed Schweinprodukthund...
• Poireau: Queues up like a leek?
• King: Bringing sexy back...
• Chico: A Saint from S?o Paulo
• Dudley: Thinks the grass is greener on his side of the fence.
• Scout: Fancies a good lie down after a long day of rolling in "la merde de renard".
• Blaze Buchholz: Working on his sales figures...
• Lucille and Oliver: Worshipers of the sun god and tennis balls....
• Coby: A well cleansed toughy from Williamburgh.
• Larkin: Resting after a long day of shopping...
• Massimo: Gli dolci cano...
• Maggie Larue: A devotee of Health, Beauty and Fitness
• Mimo: Being good...or is it bad?
• Kimble: Thinks the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
• Roffe Nordstr?m: Knows a good Sm?rg?sbord when he see one...
• Gilles: The philanthropic Product Hound who always has something to say.
• Sadie: Likes an Earnest Cut and Sew...
• Spanky: Knows a good pine Cohen when he sees one.
• Max: Thinks it's all about the Weisswurst Burrito
• Oscar + Tinker: Little guys that are big fans of our Body Moisturizer
• Pitcha: Come join me on my pad baby...
• Shiner: N?e in Tennessee of mixed lineage; a bit Week and Stout, she enjoys chewing on 2x4's
• Charles: Ask not for whom he tolls the bell, just hope its at a decent hour.
• Bobo and Deiji: Les royals de Chicago quartier sud
• Cooper: ...no mini?likes parquet floors and liter sized products.
• Ice Valentino: A good protocol keeps him living large with the Jacksons.
• Daisy: A Classic Beaut?...
• Gizmo + Toby: On a Low Carb High Salmon Diet
• Po: A sucker for our Rum Tonic...but never before noon.
• Piggy, Abby, Pudgey & Chloe: At dinner time, it's always about Logistics.
• Chico: Contemplating the joys of moisturizing...
• Ruggles: So adorable she's being paper trained on the sofa
• Lucy: Has one word of advise..."plastics".
• Lucy: She's quite a Vessel
• Lulu: Styling at home...
• Cecil: Has a nose like a Search Engine.
• Fitzy: A Fox that looks like a lamb...
• Hosski: Always enjoys a lavender "Sniffapalooza..."
• Prada: An Afghan that doubles as an Afghan
• Kate: iNapping in her iBed with her iMac and iToys
• Jack: Butching it up on his powder blue blanky...
• Maxi: Back seat flosser
• Archie: Never tongue tied when it comes to beauty
• Xuere: A poseur with a nose for product
• Sebouh: "Loves the Rice Bran Eye Moisturizer just like his Mama."
• Murphy: Has a nose for realestate and our Vetiver Candle
• Madame Phoebe: Let them eat kibble
• Ellie + Lucy: Masters of synchronized bone chewing...
• Cash: Who doesn't love Cash?
• Winston: Contemplating Net 30
• Orla Bean: She knows the importance of beauty sleep.
• Lucky and Jessicah: Celebrating the acquittal
• Memphis: An Exclusive Artisit...so to speak.
• Riley: He lives the life of....
• Buck: Prefers swimming to flying...
• Lily+Lulu: Think grey is the new black...
• Dylan: Has an uncanny desire to meet Bob...
• Shuggie: Feeling fenced in at his grandparents
• Estelle: Definitely M G web worthy...
• Bean: Particular about his chairs.
• George and Ellie: Bruisers from Chelsea that are fans of our Mojito Soap Set and weekends in Vermont.
• Iggy: Particular about his Pop.
• Fred: in his bed
• Tristen: A Chicago Dog that likes Vienna Dogs.
• Poull and Batman: Way over Budget...
• Coincidinc: Looking forward to his new diet of Wienerwurst.
• Oscar: Never tongue tied.
• Cooper: Contemplating his blue period...
• Qia: It's all about her Neck...
• Simon and Queso: They have at least one Ear for Packaging.
• Hendrix: Feeling a bit heady...
• Rolf: Ich bin ein Dallaser
• Trouble and Gigit: Looks like they are both in trouble...
• Harley: Loves MALIN GOETZ just like his Mama.
• Remy: The Grass could be greener on his side of the fence.
• Cane dell'hotel: Doesn't Frette about being on the bed
• Lucy: Thinks it's all about the Herring Taco
• Louis et Jeter: A Gauche, Droit ou Centre?
• Sarge: Enjoys a nice lunch and then the dog park.
• Ettore e Siam: Cane Reale con Cane Salsiccia
• Zizou: Director of Cuteness - 21C Museum Hotel
• Sir Monty: A Beau Brummell Indeed
• Tiddly: Enjoys being offered a delicious assortment of pampering treats.
• Lucy: She's Weiss beyond her years.
• Beau: Couch Surfer
• Fraser: Searching for his Castlenook.
• Bella: Pretty On Pink...
• Napoleon: Liberte, Egalite et Beaute
• Angus: Here's the Beef...
• Lola: Likes her bacon al dente...
• Elsa: Has a "Zack" for Management
• Simon: So Sweet and Buttery
• Wimsey: Always has a word of Wimsey.
• Jake-Ryan: Enjoying a Zen moment...
• Beau: More Beau Peep than Beau Tox
• Jane: Love's Pillow Talk...or at least Love Pillows.
• Simon: Likes Offset Printing and On Bed Posing.
• Belle: Her name says it all...eh.
• Ludwig von Freiwurst: Wow, that Malin Goetz spot shedder really works!
• Homer: A picture is worth a thousand words
• Flo: Spends her days in a rug showroom...let's hope she's a low-Flo!
• Bacon: And the Emmy goes to....
• Bentley: Trying to earn his keep...
• TBD: Has one good ear for cosmetics
• Iggy: Un Beau Champ Absolutement!
• Jo Tory: More than a pinch hitter
• Diesel: Is he 'fuel' of himself?
• Ruckus and Fidget: Heads or Heads?
• Oscar: A master of Staring while Stairing...
• Atila: He's most definitely a "hun"
• Dixie: Lives the life of Riley
• Milky: He's on his Way
• Horfun: Always "Noodling" for a Good Time.
• Truman: Working on a Doctrine for Malin and Goetz
• Elvis: Will travel anywhere to get a standing Ovation...
• Mafi: Juan things for sure - he's a real Esquire...
• Mortgage: Better to be drinking water than be under water!
• Jack: Very foxy dude...
• Sir Thomas Pickles: As cool as a cucumber...
• Mazie: Takes Apothecary and “Lab” literally…
• Lola: Knows how to take the 'Kinks' out of her regimen
• Wally: Accessorized with Scarf, Vest and Pedicure. Very Handsome.
• Monte: In the Canine World, He Thinks the Unexpected Works Best.
• Remy: It's a "W"rap!
• Maggie: Giving a New Meaning to Bed Head.
• Kiki and Sebastian: They Must Have Done Something Terribly Naughty...
• Jeffrey: Really appreciates the Green Stuff...
• Mario: I frutti proibiti sono i più dolci...
• Lupe: Carnegie's her Hill and Rhodesia's her Ridge...
• Logan: Always "Keane" to land on a friendly lap...
• Oscar: He always makes good "Scents..."
• Monty: A Great Believer in the Full...
• Lottie: Has an Allegiance for Capital... and Cheddar.
• Alfie: What's it all About...?
• Lucy: Has a Heart of Gold, and a Coat as Well; Especially with Her New Shampoo...
• Mrs. Bob Marley: Enjoys Burning our Cannabis Candle from Both Ends...
• Riggs: Thinks Candles are de "Rigueur."
• Piper: She's and "Upton" Girl...
• Bailey & Gizmo: Bright Eyed and Buschey Tailed...
• Red: ...the New Orange?
• Pierre: He's all Ears, or in his Case "Les Orielles.."
• Franklin: A New Deal with a Good Deal…
• Bella: Beauty is in the eye of the batholder.
• River: The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Berg...
• Shiloh: Has an Eye for Editing...
• Cedric: Very Terrytorial.
• Patron and Stoli: Talk About Hair of the Dog...
• Miles: He Can Smile for Miles and Miles...
• Jacques: He's a Jacques of all Trades...
• Daisy: A Stickler for Sticks... and Cuteness.
• Trimble: Always in Expresss Mode...
• Madge: "Ranks" Number One in Laptop Support.
• Theo: An Executive Recipient of Custmoer Experience; not to mention a real 'Henney'-Bear.
• Koda: Totally a la Moda
• Jackson: Always Appreciates a High Thread Count.
• Cooper: Getting that 'Sinking' Feeling
• Kitty: Has a Hearty Glow...
• Farrah: A Very Rare Texas Moose-Hound.
• Nica: It's so 'Chic-a' to be Nica.
• Scooter: Bullish on Amenities
• Brea: Tar Pit or Tartare? That’s Life in LA.
• Toby: Wears only the Finest Labels.
• Gloria: It Was the Best of Times, it was the ‘Wertz’ of Times.
• Murray: My Life, My Tie.
• Mordecai and Delphine: Posing, but not Poseurs.
• Sheila: Values Pillow Thought over Pillow Talk.
• Shelley Long: Rinse, Lather; please Don’t Repeat.
• Millicent: Wants Malin+Goetz to Create a Milli Scent EDT.
• Rollo: Bullish on Creative Direction.
• John-Allen and Oscar: They know the ‘Marc’ of Great Lounge.
• Gus: ET Call Home.
• Boudie: Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
• Maggie: Dog Door’n it…
• Kody: His Meridien conveniently runs via the sofa.
• Jack Daniels: Whiskey hued with an uncanny love of Patsy Cline.
• Columbo: When He Gets to the Falk in the Road, He Takes it.
• Bruno: Feeling Brown - but never Down.
• Yoda: Lick'n good...
• Goose: acting a little chicken...
• Ellie: A Modernist (and Hawker) with a Classical Foundation.
• Frankie: Looking to Art Direct herself Right out of that Tub.
• Tyrone: He ‘hats’ the Holidays.
• Bibi: a stand up citizen, even at bath time.
• Bo: Never a peep… and it seems she's found her sheep.

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